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Makakaov

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Posted by Makakaov - March 25th, 2010


And no Poozy or anybody stops me. I did it!

Repeating the shit from post above:

0 was invented to mark nothing in calculations, so when i divide by nothing, i don't divide at all.

15/0 = 15.

And now when i have turned all maths world and calculations made this far upside down, i can start being proud of myself.


Posted by Makakaov - March 19th, 2010


So you just have clicked on link with name suggesting that it leads to porn.

You owe me commentary in this enrty to prove that my trap worked.

I wanna see how many people clicked this. Don't feel ashamed, just show me it worked, by leaving comment.

Pervs.


Posted by Makakaov - March 14th, 2010


So umm... Two weeks ago i was making an experiment. I put an old battery into glass of water, so this all acid and stuff from battery mix with water. I left it for week or two, when my gf has noticed it and thought it's just a water or something, and spoiled it to the sink. She told me that she cleaned that glass or something and yesterday, 2 days after she spoiled my experiment to the sink, i just came into a kitchen, took some random glass, and filled it with tea. Left it for some time to cool, and then drank it. When i reached the bottom of glass, i saw some light stains, like there was something dense. And then i was like "Oh SHIT!" I thought i drank tea with leftovers of the old battery acid. I'm in a village 6 miles from closest town, It's also hard to catch a signal in there, and i didn't want to get on the roof. Gf took my car, so i just decided to post it on BBS, very clever, huh? Just wanted to see do you think i will die, or not. So i was confused, thought i might survive, but also thinking about my legacy or something. So when i was just about to get on the roof to get signal so i can call emergency, my gf has arrived, and told me that she left that she couldn't wash that glass, so she put it somewhere else. I mean it was not in the kitchen. She laughed at me hard, and then i new i made an EPIC FAIL. Also stains on my glass were stains from liqueur i drank this morning, and i felt bad, because i have mixed it with fries. I just wasn't feeling good.

And yea, here's the link to the original topic:
Experiment gone fucking wrong


Posted by Makakaov - March 7th, 2010


SO! I have finally decided to make a new entry. It's a Huge Fucking Update, so it's about stuff.

1. First of All I'm about to finish my first decent animation, which i put much effort to. Not a joke. You won't be dissapointed. But it's gotta wait, because i'm preparing something other whch has bigger priority.

2. Noone really wrote in my entries that he wants a full epic version of the propercy, but what the hell, i'm gonna make it anyways. Right after number 1.

3. So my friend really has earned 2 dollars on that site. Not exacly 2 dolars. 1 dolar, and 97 cents. But it's on Paypal account now, and he's planning to earn some more. Wth, another 2 months of clicking?

4. So finally i have decided to put up some fine art so i get scouted, and make more like that.
I've already submited one image. Some time ago i found a image on the internet showing 4 "gangstas". So i decided to redraw them so they are more flash. I like the effect, but i'm not going to redraw things anymore. My next works will look pretty much like that one. Interested check my art.


Posted by Makakaov - February 22nd, 2010


So here's the Caekyo, brotha of caek. What sould i do with him?

Also, don't forget about:
My list of things to do
and
The Propercy. Want me to make full game?

The Caekyo!


Posted by Makakaov - February 21st, 2010


The Propercy is out! Just a quick shit i made, but it's worth to try to outsmart the fate!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
528370

Edit: Looks like most of you didn't get the message or just didn't find the joke funny.

But some of you said that full one would be good. So here's my pool now:

Do you want me to make full epic adventure?

I promise it would be real, as long as possible game (witch achievements maybe).


Posted by Makakaov - February 19th, 2010


So my friend got a wierd idea. He claims that he's earning cash by internet for clicking 4 links a day. When i asked him how much he got, he told me that he already has one dolar and 30 cents. Already? I wonder how much he wants to earn there. He didn't get payment yet. He says that he will get paid after earning 2 dollars. Looks like a bullshit to me, but i also have let him use my paypal account so he can store his money there.

He also says that if anyone registers from this link:

<img src="http://images.neobux.com/imagens/
banner1.gif" width="468" height="60" border="0">

will gain as much as he does, and help him a little.

Not sure how it works, never heard of anything like that. I'll help him if he will REALLY earn those 2$, but if you want to help him, you can just register from this link and click links with him.

Imma not about to convince you, especialy if you don't know this guy, and don't know how he is, but he asked me to lnk it, so i do (good opportunity to make a new entry, and show i'm alive).

Ah, yea. Do you think it's a scam?


Posted by Makakaov - January 31st, 2010


Let me introduce to you: Caek! What should i do with Caek?

Caek.


Posted by Makakaov - January 27th, 2010


Smallest transistor gate of a microprocessor - smaler than HIV.


Posted by Makakaov - January 19th, 2010


ANYONE: BEAT THIS:

Just got banned for posting my "put your penis in a blender" joke few times.

Ban of the year 2010.