Ever wondered how to do it? Sure, not. Me too. But i just found out how:

Commentaries in Youtube and Newgrounds to "Letter from god to man".

Imma do a story about capitalism which i already started. For details check art.

Ah, and if you want... discuss here.

As far as i understood we're not fighting anymore. Someone made here very adult desicion and stopped this. No details. Noone asks for any. To make this one more colorfull, i made poster.

EDIT: But i removed it, changed and submited as an art. Lucky those who saw original.

You see, some time ago i got a message from some kid being just asshole to me. I dunno why, and i don't care. I gues it's typical for kids molested by their parents. But the point is that i banned him from comenting on my entries, so got pissed. Also reused my joke about fucking family members. That joke got his attention. Looks like he REALLY was molested. But i will unblock him. Let's see how will he react, and what will he write. your turn, suko.

Well, i'm still working on getting 1 k posts on BBs which i realy found not-that-easy-as-cutting-myself.
I scored 235 of undeleted posts on Forums. 765 to go. Reason of my another ban isn't really something unusuall for the BBs, but i found it pretty funny. Why? It all started when someone wrote Fail. Other users started to transform this word to some funny shit. Then someone wrote "Ketchup". I found it interesting to reply word "Keputch", but i accidentaly wrote "Keptuch". But why "Keputch"? Few years ago I was joking with my friend. Every word someone told, we were changing mostly by swapping syllables. I was young, and found it funny. Then few years next i moved to Poland, and when i learned polish language... i lol'd. When you say "ketchup" in english, in polish it means "keczup" and it sounds pretty same. BUT not the same. Polish "cz" is harder than english "ch". The same goes with "sz", and "sh". Man, when it sounds more rough, and you actually understand what are you doing, it's pretty funny.

Yea, i understand that this may be boring and stupid story, but that's very funny and interesting fact IMO.

My next goal is to make 1000 posts on bbs.

but what's that? Another ban?

Why? For posting NSW (NSFW you meant?)

Is this NSW? They're hugging, aren't they? Just... hugging...

Thwey're hugging, aren't they?

Well, under the my-another-ban circumstances i am forced to continue my list of things i want to do in my entries, isolated from all the bbs. Are parodies really not allowed?

But here we go: Number 1 on my list is...

Cutting myself.

and as going with Rule 32 i out my proof of completing numbar # 1.

Now you must think me a numbar 2, because i have much less blood now and i think slowly.

WHATTADO?

EDIT 28/12/09: Numbar 2 is on nex page: Next Page

You thought that my last ban was good? Have look at this one:

Now, when i have my flash back (i had to format computer, and then realized that i lost my serial key, but now found it), so i'm starting to learn programming in flash again, and by the way i'm going to make my first completed flash ever. 12 fps, but looks like it's too fast for me. I've got to learn a lot. "Graphically" it can look like crap. My point here is to achieve some good dynamic scenes. I hope you'll like it. It should come out in December or January. Eventually on February.

WOO! Le's Celebrate! My first ban on BBS. I know ive been behaving like asshole, but what the hell, it's worth it!