See You.

As you can see, Omegle threads are not appreceated on BBS. That's why I - someone who knows the vaule of good lol - decided to make this. A "thread" in which you all can post links to your omegle conversations pasted on various 'paste' sites.

I will bump the best ones here, on the Original Post.

To have some kind of start, I will post my usual cyber sex transcript:
http://justpaste.it/mou

Now my life is complete.

Edit: Got late distinction certificate version.

This time durning full alert state after escape of 20 jews from aushwitz.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: hii
You: so how was Your day?
You: or how it is, depending on timezone you live in
Stranger: good :) yours?
You: well,
You: not really good
You: but you don't have to listen me out if you don't want to
Stranger: awk tell me :)
Stranger: are you a male or female?
You: male
You: and I am convinced
You: that you're a female
Stranger: yepp :)
You: in fact I was convinced that you're one because instead of 'hi'
You: you wrote double i
You: it was hii
Stranger: lol
You: and it was a simple form of expression
You: girls express themselves easier through internet
Stranger: i know (:
You: and in real life to be honest
Stranger: thanks :)
You: no problem ;)
You: anyway, now if i will tell you that my day was ruined and I'm in deep depression because I'm alone will look like I'm hitting on you
You: in some way
You: and I don't want that
Stranger: awk, i dont really mind :)
You: you seem umm
You: passive
You: that's a good trait for a girl if you ask me
You: but that's just an opinion
Stranger: thanks :)
You: so maybe you tell me what do you like to do?
You: in free time
Stranger: awk yeno, just play with myself ;) n watch tv n stuff like that :P
You: umm
You: you play with yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: I'm sorry, but I just had to mention that
Stranger: its okayy :)
You: you know that this kind of talking attracts men, right?
Stranger: yep ;)
You: hmm
You: makes me think
You: that you have something in mind
You: and it doesn't have to be what you might think what i think it is
Stranger: what do you think it is?
You: well as myself
You: I'm not sure
You: but have few ideas
Stranger: tell me :)
You: well, perhaps you might want to turn me on and leave, or talk openly about sexual matters, or just dirty talk a little
You: or something else
Stranger: il talk dirty ;) and wont leave :)
You: sounds tempting :]
Stranger: nicee ;)
Stranger: what age are you?
You: I can asure you that I'm not a teenager
You: but I don't think it reall matters
You: but if you really really want to know, I can tell you
Stranger: tell me :)
You: well, 20 now
You: 21 in a month
Stranger: cool :)
Stranger: im 18
You: I see
You: you're promising ;)
Stranger: thanks babe ;)
You: I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures?
You: not necessarily naked
Stranger: no, sorry :( just got a new laptop today n have no pics on it :/
You: It's okay
You: ;)
Stranger: good :)
You: I bet a lot of men umm
You: asked you about them
You: and that's why I said I hate to ask because I guess that was unorigina
You: l
Stranger: its okayy (:
You: and seemed like I don't really think of anything except getting your pictures
You: anyway
Stranger: im feeling horny ;)
You: me too
Stranger: good ;)
You: I mean you gave me a boner, and that must be some kind of satisfying to you
Stranger: im just out of a hot steamy shower babe ;)
You: because that's what you wanted, right?
Stranger: and yes it is ;)
You: I'm glad to meet your expectations ;]
Stranger: so what are you wearing babe? ;)
You: so since you're just out of a shower
You: aww
You: I wanted to ask that
You: but for myself
You: now I'm fully clothed
Stranger: well im just lying in my bed with a towel wrapped around me ;)
You: hmm
You: tell me how you look
Stranger: well, ive got blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, and a small, tight ass ;)
You: hmm
You: sounds
You: perfect ;)
Stranger: awkk thanks babe ;)
You: in fact I would tell you something now
You: but It will need to wait
You: now let's get rid of that
You: towel
Stranger: that wont take long ;)
You: what cups are you wearing?
Stranger: D's
You: hmm
You: It's a big shame
You: that you don't have any pictures
Stranger: i know :( sorry "/
You: again, it's okay
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so you still got a boner? ;)
You: the whole time
Stranger: ohh good ;)
You: does that satisfy you?
Stranger: yes (:
You: how much ;)
Stranger: alot :)
You: hmm
You: okay
You: so
You: do you still have that towel on you?
Stranger: nopee
You: sweet ;]
Stranger: just lying in my bed with my vibrator ;)
You: oh, you like sextoys?
Stranger: naked ;)
Stranger: love them :)
You: sounds...
You: arousing
Stranger: ohh yess ;)
You: you know what, I'm going to have to pull my pants down
Stranger: ohh good, im getting you undressed now ;)
You: because seriously the boner is just flexing inside them
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: im rubbing my pussy now babe ;)
Stranger: make me wet
Stranger: ;)
You: okay
Stranger: talk dirty with me ;)
You: okay:
You: I'm not buying it
You: but 2/10 for effort
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I go buy some alcohol and cigarettes at the nearest store, get into my car, and drive away to a strip club.

What the fuck.

Now I am in charge of NG irc.

Because my value as a unit in the working class is bigger than value of people who don't phisycally help to develop the country.

My name is Adolf, I'm from Austria, probably most of you know me under the nickname "Fuhrer89". I ran in voting for world conqueror but those damn cheaters from America and Russia stole my votes. Anyway I'm not mad. I'm safe here, in Argentina drinking goat milk through straw from a bowl, and I don't give fuck about politics now. I'm looking for new hobby, what do you suggest guys?

Ps: That's my photo from holiday in france.