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    Lame omegle conversation

    Posted by Makakaov - June 10th, 2011


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: Hello
    Stranger: hii
    You: so how was Your day?
    You: or how it is, depending on timezone you live in
    Stranger: good :) yours?
    You: well,
    You: not really good
    You: but you don't have to listen me out if you don't want to
    Stranger: awk tell me :)
    Stranger: are you a male or female?
    You: male
    You: and I am convinced
    You: that you're a female
    Stranger: yepp :)
    You: in fact I was convinced that you're one because instead of 'hi'
    You: you wrote double i
    You: it was hii
    Stranger: lol
    You: and it was a simple form of expression
    You: girls express themselves easier through internet
    Stranger: i know (:
    You: and in real life to be honest
    Stranger: thanks :)
    You: no problem ;)
    You: anyway, now if i will tell you that my day was ruined and I'm in deep depression because I'm alone will look like I'm hitting on you
    You: in some way
    You: and I don't want that
    Stranger: awk, i dont really mind :)
    You: you seem umm
    You: passive
    You: that's a good trait for a girl if you ask me
    You: but that's just an opinion
    Stranger: thanks :)
    You: so maybe you tell me what do you like to do?
    You: in free time
    Stranger: awk yeno, just play with myself ;) n watch tv n stuff like that :P
    You: umm
    You: you play with yourself?
    Stranger: yes
    You: I'm sorry, but I just had to mention that
    Stranger: its okayy :)
    You: you know that this kind of talking attracts men, right?
    Stranger: yep ;)
    You: hmm
    You: makes me think
    You: that you have something in mind
    You: and it doesn't have to be what you might think what i think it is
    Stranger: what do you think it is?
    You: well as myself
    You: I'm not sure
    You: but have few ideas
    Stranger: tell me :)
    You: well, perhaps you might want to turn me on and leave, or talk openly about sexual matters, or just dirty talk a little
    You: or something else
    Stranger: il talk dirty ;) and wont leave :)
    You: sounds tempting :]
    Stranger: nicee ;)
    Stranger: what age are you?
    You: I can asure you that I'm not a teenager
    You: but I don't think it reall matters
    You: but if you really really want to know, I can tell you
    Stranger: tell me :)
    You: well, 20 now
    You: 21 in a month
    Stranger: cool :)
    Stranger: im 18
    You: I see
    You: you're promising ;)
    Stranger: thanks babe ;)
    You: I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures?
    You: not necessarily naked
    Stranger: no, sorry :( just got a new laptop today n have no pics on it :/
    You: It's okay
    You: ;)
    Stranger: good :)
    You: I bet a lot of men umm
    You: asked you about them
    You: and that's why I said I hate to ask because I guess that was unorigina
    You: l
    Stranger: its okayy (:
    You: and seemed like I don't really think of anything except getting your pictures
    You: anyway
    Stranger: im feeling horny ;)
    You: me too
    Stranger: good ;)
    You: I mean you gave me a boner, and that must be some kind of satisfying to you
    Stranger: im just out of a hot steamy shower babe ;)
    You: because that's what you wanted, right?
    Stranger: and yes it is ;)
    You: I'm glad to meet your expectations ;]
    Stranger: so what are you wearing babe? ;)
    You: so since you're just out of a shower
    You: aww
    You: I wanted to ask that
    You: but for myself
    You: now I'm fully clothed
    Stranger: well im just lying in my bed with a towel wrapped around me ;)
    You: hmm
    You: tell me how you look
    Stranger: well, ive got blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, and a small, tight ass ;)
    You: hmm
    You: sounds
    You: perfect ;)
    Stranger: awkk thanks babe ;)
    You: in fact I would tell you something now
    You: but It will need to wait
    You: now let's get rid of that
    You: towel
    Stranger: that wont take long ;)
    You: what cups are you wearing?
    Stranger: D's
    You: hmm
    You: It's a big shame
    You: that you don't have any pictures
    Stranger: i know :( sorry "/
    You: again, it's okay
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: so you still got a boner? ;)
    You: the whole time
    Stranger: ohh good ;)
    You: does that satisfy you?
    Stranger: yes (:
    You: how much ;)
    Stranger: alot :)
    You: hmm
    You: okay
    You: so
    You: do you still have that towel on you?
    Stranger: nopee
    You: sweet ;]
    Stranger: just lying in my bed with my vibrator ;)
    You: oh, you like sextoys?
    Stranger: naked ;)
    Stranger: love them :)
    You: sounds...
    You: arousing
    Stranger: ohh yess ;)
    You: you know what, I'm going to have to pull my pants down
    Stranger: ohh good, im getting you undressed now ;)
    You: because seriously the boner is just flexing inside them
    Stranger: ;)
    Stranger: im rubbing my pussy now babe ;)
    Stranger: make me wet
    Stranger: ;)
    You: okay
    Stranger: talk dirty with me ;)
    You: okay:
    You: I'm not buying it
    You: but 2/10 for effort
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Comments

    The first part of the conversation was pretty smooth. You have some solid game makakaov

    *Lits a cigarette*

    I never really was on his side.

    Holy dooley that's some shonky business right there

    I guess he was a 18 year old swedish female stupid. With big tits. And a tight ass. And blonde hair and blue eyes.

    But not naked. No, he definetly wasn't naked.

    lol, u so funny. ;D

    2/10? I don't know, I'd give that a 0/10, the whole "i like playing with myself :)" out of a sudden just gave it away, 9/10 for you though for making it look so convincing that you were falling for it.

    oh, u so kind.

    I was aroused by your feigned arousal.