Makakaov's Reviews

[How to get filthy rich fast]

This is too political to be the comedy it's trying to portray itself as. I just gives out vibes of a rant made by a poor person uneducated enough to generalise and craft some conspiracy theories about alien social groups.
Video quality is shit. The art style, speaker and execution are fine.

GetThePicture responds:

poor and uneducated.....Yep that´s me. You are doing great though. Keep it up

[Minotaur Spitroast]

It's just bad. There's no story whatsoever, movie is very short, and basically shows some weird, anatomically incorrect intercourse as controversive as bestiality goes.

Let's just analyze this: The chick lays on a stone (a fucking stone, a rock - a hard, uncomfortable by any means conglomerate of minerals). She's completely fucking naked for some reason. Apparently she sees approaching beast. A beast known from tales to be brutal and wild. What does she do? She spreads her legs like a cheap slut. People just aren't like that. This bitch must've been drugged or just mentally retarded to do such thing in the first place - this behaviour needs some explanation, some context. As I said before, the story gives none.

So the ultra forest slut spreads her legs for a dangerous beast. All of a sudden, minotaur gets a huge fucking hardon. Like in a fucking second. Penis just doesn't work like that. And don't give me the fantasy bullshit, it's clearly a humanoid penis. The girl looks suprised at it, like it just grew 30 times it's flaccid size. Like she didn't expect that a huge monster with big, unexposed dick is going to have a big dick. Like, seriously, this girl is just retarded, you should've drawn her face in a way that clearly shows she has too much chromosomes. Show the viewer directly that she has a down syndrome.
Obviously, it's not the end. Girl looks at that beast dick and gets a devilish grin on her face. "Oh yeah, I want this dick that's broader than my arm to be jammed up my cunt. I love fisting" - is that what she's thinking? She must like the thought that she's going to be stretched like a bubble gum - she must be mentally enthusiastic to such idea, she must've went through some indoctrination that makes her comfortable with this though. So basically, she must've tried this at home, she must be fan of stretching. Her cunt should be totally ruined by now, disguisting and probably bruised. But you didn't draw it that way, so it's obviously a star less.

Now, the minotaur just grabs the slut by her leg and jams it's pole in her - just like that. A little rub is all he needs to stick it in without tearing her fucking body. Also, she doesn't breathe when she's about to be impaled (she did, when she just laid on the stone). Why would she stop breathing? Actually, after that point, she doesn't breathe at all durning the fucking. Why is her chest not moving? WTF dude?
So the beast rams it's dick deep inside the girl. her intestines are probably crushed beyond regeneration after few thrusts. She should basically die due to liver failure and internal bleeding. Obviously, she doesn't. Because it's a shitty animation.
Also, what's her reaction to situation in which she should just die? She doesn't seem to have any emotions about it. She just nods her head up and down every thrust like a jammed sex doll. Mind, that she remains fucked on that goddamn uncomfortable rock. Her elbow should be sore by now, but no, she's just chilling there, bobbing her head. That's just cringy.

So the girl is magically still alive. Suddenly, another dick comes along, and shoves it's dick into her mouth. Just like that. Obviously, that bitch is made of rubber. It should be obvious at this point. Normally, she should lose her jaw after this, or involuntarily bite into the meat pushed into her mouth by not being able to spread her mouth open so wide. At best, she should get very painful cramps in her jaw area. None of this is shown or at least indicatet in the vid.

Two beasts are basically raping the girl at this point. They're robbing her off her human rights. That's just sad. And her tits bounce out of nowhere, manipulated by some kind of magical force. You can clearly see, that inertia passed into her body by those beasts in no way can swing her tits like this leaving the rest of the body the way it moves, so it's just bad to look at. It's disguisting. It looks, like her tits are moving on their own, they're actually autonomic, mobile tumors on her chest.

After crushing all girl's internal organs, monsters cum in her. Notice, how the bulges done by their dicks both cover one spot, around where her heart should be. They're never in that spot at the same time, but when they reach climax, they actually are, due to shoving their dicks inside her fully at the same time. So basically, they're touching themselves with heads of their dicks or some other gay shit. And obviously, they literally cum buckets, covering themselves in cum. Disguisting.

Next on, we have a jumpcut - beasts are gone, it's not clear what happened to them. It's like you have intentionally tried to not show any story at all, wtf dude. Monsters are gone, and what does the girl do? She's constantly puking cum, and also pushing it out of her vagina with power of a water blaster - are you fucking serious? Does she have some kind of powercunt? What is this supposed to be? And why is it done in spasms? Also, if she's so uncomfortable to the point she's literally puking semen, WHY DOES SHE STAY ON THAT FUCKING, HARD, UNCOMFORTABLE ROCK!? Dude, it's a goddamn stone - why is she so presistent to stay on it? Why doesn't she comfort helself just a little, by laying on the grass? IT ALL MAKES NO SENSE.

This animation is fucking garbage and I believe I have proven my point.

DeepStroke responds:

Emm... she is a robot, and loves rocks? compared to its titanium skeleton reinforced with plasteel, the rock is soft.

[A turtle in peril]

It's really good, did not expect that joke, and the animation is nice. Although, it's not a sea turtle, it probably wouldn't actually want to fall into the sea.

Fishermen responds:

I completely forgot that there where different types of turtles. Whoops.

[Winter Falling: Prototype One]

I really like the concept and I believe you put a lot of effort into visuals, but unfortunately that left some other places quite raw. I felt like the introduction into whole game mechanics was lacking. I wasn't sure what this game is about until I played about two rounds. Till now I'm not sure how trenches exactly work and how forests affect fighting.

I found it kind of frustrating that you can't really control the units - sometimes due to fight some unit went stray and didn't want to go back to the battlefield and I didn't have movement points to bring it back. It was useless.
Also, dividing placement of units into phases is tedious. Suppose I want to place a formation but I placed a swordsman in such a way I can't fit a hero into a gap. Now I have to go back, reposition the swordsman, then click "continue" few times and go back to placing hero. It's a no-no.

To be honest I had no idea how was I supposed to hold that respawning horde for two minutes - burning the stakes would suffice only for like one round, and I didn't even know there's healing power up avalible. Since the first battle I was focused on getting to the enemy leader. Cavalry charges were too short, so I decided to attack instead and moved whole army as close to enemy as possible and placed half-circle trench line in front of it. Burned the stakes as soon as enemies came close to it, and after they burned I ordered cavalry charge towards the leader.
It actually worked - the respawn counter stopped and enemy general was lured to my cavalry. When he was done with it I was finishing off the mob, so taking down the lone general with handful of remaining units was child's play. They never even got close to the city, I was having the upper hand the whole time. I got tippy top of commanders, but I'm not sure this is the playthrough you have envisioned when designing the game.

To summarize I think I like the design, but it seems unbalanced. It's really punishing if you buy the dramatic defence narration, but really easy if you decide to dominate the battlefield for yourself. I'm looking forward for seeing more polished version.

[Hero Held MW]

I'm not a big fan of bullet hell games, but this one in particular is really good! The gameplay is fine, but I really like the design of the UI and game. I probably didn't quit after the first level more because of the design than the gameplay itself.
Also the levels are challenging just enough - they introduce new stuff and aren't too long, so it's not frustrating to repeat them over and over again even if you encounter a chokepoint.

[Respawn]

It's mediocre game, but it's a good amateur project. I don't like the forced high jump, and maps are kinda wonky in a way that you never know if you shouldn't wait a little before jumping onto the next platform, because there may be enemy approaching - you're just never sure. Fighting system isn't really satisfactory, but it's much better than just killing the enemies with one strike.
I think you should keep on making games and hone your skills.

Yodamies responds:

I'm working with the camera to make it so that you can see better around you.
Thanks for the response :)

[Dose]

Whoa is this poop? It reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup

coby responds:

LMFAOOO

[Absolute Unit]

That's one big-ass Putin

[Warrior Maiden Brandi]

Dude have you heard of goddamn PBR

Mystixxx responds:

Dude, I've no idea what you're on about.