Are not here, but since i have your attention, I have something to announce:

The christmas time is coming. Your hearts are getting soft as you're taught to forgive and be good for christmas.

This is where i come in, with my announcement.

You see comrades, I'm just a poor clown shoes village man, who lives in a cardboard box and steals internet from the goverment office.

I eat potatoes, and snow, and fight bears for money, but It's winter, and all the bears are unavalible, hibernating (In fact they are traditionaly hiding from me for whole winter because they know that i will try to skin them for furs).

On the winter time i get some small change for shoveling snow with my penis, but that's not enough for me to earn for decent christmas this year.

BUT THERE'S A HOPE! ALL I NEED IS 10 BUCKS ON MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT!

Yes! If you guys will donate me with humble sums like 1 or 2 dollars, I will get 10 $ in no time, and I will finally be able to buy Garry's Mod*, and the christmas will be safe!

THIS YEAR you can change everything!
THIS YEAR you can save the christmas from even bigger threat than Mr. Grinch!
THIS YEAR you can donate me! How cool does that sound?

The account is: twojbog@o2.pl

I'll be checking my Paypal account Everyday, and update the image.

All you need is to join the Revolution, and Donate me!

Pwlease ;3.

* Read as: "Cheap rubber sex doll"

: I'd just transfer money from my bank account to the paypal myself, but I just can't do it.