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Lame omegle conversation

Posted by Makakaov - June 10th, 2011


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: hii
You: so how was Your day?
You: or how it is, depending on timezone you live in
Stranger: good :) yours?
You: well,
You: not really good
You: but you don't have to listen me out if you don't want to
Stranger: awk tell me :)
Stranger: are you a male or female?
You: male
You: and I am convinced
You: that you're a female
Stranger: yepp :)
You: in fact I was convinced that you're one because instead of 'hi'
You: you wrote double i
You: it was hii
Stranger: lol
You: and it was a simple form of expression
You: girls express themselves easier through internet
Stranger: i know (:
You: and in real life to be honest
Stranger: thanks :)
You: no problem ;)
You: anyway, now if i will tell you that my day was ruined and I'm in deep depression because I'm alone will look like I'm hitting on you
You: in some way
You: and I don't want that
Stranger: awk, i dont really mind :)
You: you seem umm
You: passive
You: that's a good trait for a girl if you ask me
You: but that's just an opinion
Stranger: thanks :)
You: so maybe you tell me what do you like to do?
You: in free time
Stranger: awk yeno, just play with myself ;) n watch tv n stuff like that :P
You: umm
You: you play with yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: I'm sorry, but I just had to mention that
Stranger: its okayy :)
You: you know that this kind of talking attracts men, right?
Stranger: yep ;)
You: hmm
You: makes me think
You: that you have something in mind
You: and it doesn't have to be what you might think what i think it is
Stranger: what do you think it is?
You: well as myself
You: I'm not sure
You: but have few ideas
Stranger: tell me :)
You: well, perhaps you might want to turn me on and leave, or talk openly about sexual matters, or just dirty talk a little
You: or something else
Stranger: il talk dirty ;) and wont leave :)
You: sounds tempting :]
Stranger: nicee ;)
Stranger: what age are you?
You: I can asure you that I'm not a teenager
You: but I don't think it reall matters
You: but if you really really want to know, I can tell you
Stranger: tell me :)
You: well, 20 now
You: 21 in a month
Stranger: cool :)
Stranger: im 18
You: I see
You: you're promising ;)
Stranger: thanks babe ;)
You: I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures?
You: not necessarily naked
Stranger: no, sorry :( just got a new laptop today n have no pics on it :/
You: It's okay
You: ;)
Stranger: good :)
You: I bet a lot of men umm
You: asked you about them
You: and that's why I said I hate to ask because I guess that was unorigina
You: l
Stranger: its okayy (:
You: and seemed like I don't really think of anything except getting your pictures
You: anyway
Stranger: im feeling horny ;)
You: me too
Stranger: good ;)
You: I mean you gave me a boner, and that must be some kind of satisfying to you
Stranger: im just out of a hot steamy shower babe ;)
You: because that's what you wanted, right?
Stranger: and yes it is ;)
You: I'm glad to meet your expectations ;]
Stranger: so what are you wearing babe? ;)
You: so since you're just out of a shower
You: aww
You: I wanted to ask that
You: but for myself
You: now I'm fully clothed
Stranger: well im just lying in my bed with a towel wrapped around me ;)
You: hmm
You: tell me how you look
Stranger: well, ive got blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, and a small, tight ass ;)
You: hmm
You: sounds
You: perfect ;)
Stranger: awkk thanks babe ;)
You: in fact I would tell you something now
You: but It will need to wait
You: now let's get rid of that
You: towel
Stranger: that wont take long ;)
You: what cups are you wearing?
Stranger: D's
You: hmm
You: It's a big shame
You: that you don't have any pictures
Stranger: i know :( sorry "/
You: again, it's okay
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so you still got a boner? ;)
You: the whole time
Stranger: ohh good ;)
You: does that satisfy you?
Stranger: yes (:
You: how much ;)
Stranger: alot :)
You: hmm
You: okay
You: so
You: do you still have that towel on you?
Stranger: nopee
You: sweet ;]
Stranger: just lying in my bed with my vibrator ;)
You: oh, you like sextoys?
Stranger: naked ;)
Stranger: love them :)
You: sounds...
You: arousing
Stranger: ohh yess ;)
You: you know what, I'm going to have to pull my pants down
Stranger: ohh good, im getting you undressed now ;)
You: because seriously the boner is just flexing inside them
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: im rubbing my pussy now babe ;)
Stranger: make me wet
Stranger: ;)
You: okay
Stranger: talk dirty with me ;)
You: okay:
You: I'm not buying it
You: but 2/10 for effort
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Comments

The first part of the conversation was pretty smooth. You have some solid game makakaov

*Lits a cigarette*

I never really was on his side.

Holy dooley that's some shonky business right there

I guess he was a 18 year old swedish female stupid. With big tits. And a tight ass. And blonde hair and blue eyes.

But not naked. No, he definetly wasn't naked.

lol, u so funny. ;D

2/10? I don't know, I'd give that a 0/10, the whole "i like playing with myself :)" out of a sudden just gave it away, 9/10 for you though for making it look so convincing that you were falling for it.

oh, u so kind.

I was aroused by your feigned arousal.