So i found my old Drama i wrote when i was a kid to laugh off Hamlet & stuff. It's actions had to be in 24 time, and everyone had to die. And that's what i wrote:

Characters:
Henry Syphon - Assassin.
Henry's Puppet, William - Assassin.
Vladimir Slogger - Henry's Friend.
Ilone Carpet - Wassal of Lord udwig.
Judwig "Swallower" - Lord of Dome Town.
Knight Gregory - Master of Arena of Dome Town.
Popeye of the Colossus - Lord Judwig's best knight.
Passants.
Courtesanes.

ACT 1:
It's Mignight. Henry Syphon, great assassin is reading news, like he always does at midnight. In the house are also:
William and Vladimir.

Henry:
William, Vladimir; there'sa a job for us. Judwig, lord of Dome has to be decapitated today, till the midnight. 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 52 seconds we have, beafore we'll do it. Lets pack, then, and go to the Dome, Town full of Passants.

//So Henry, William and Vladimir get to Dome.

Vladimir:
So we are in the Dome. Sure, this town full is of passants.

William:
Find Judwig we must, beafore we leave the town.

//Henry, William, and Vladimir enter the castle.

Henry:
O, courtesanes, where is your lord, Judwig?

Ilone:
Lord Judwig, the swallower, our lord is in that chamber, and I, his best wassal, Ilone Carpet am.

William:
Get lost, Carpet.

//Chamber. In the chamber Lord Judwig, William, Henry, and Vladimir.

Henry:
O Lord, Sup mofo', i want to offer my sword in your name as a sign of my "wassallage" to you!

Judwig:
So you a wassal want to be?

Henryk:
Ja (Jawohl).

Judwig:
So good. Go to the Arena, destroy Knight Gregory, and come back to me with his ripped off head.

Henry:
As you say, i will do.

//Arena. Henryk Syphon, and Knight called the Gregory. on the auditorium, passants. Henry throws himself at Gregory, and destroys him to pieces ripping his head off.

//Chamber. In the chamber Vladimir, William, Judwig, and Henry.

Henry:
Here is the head of Gregory's. It's empty. I checked.

Judwig:
Good. One more test awaits you.

Henry:
What, henhouse full of sorrow for you!? Man, we have only 13 hours, and we're closed!

Judwig:
Okay, all of you can live in here.

//Room of Henry and William. Doors are open.

William:
Henry, i know why we are here, but i liked that Judwig. Let's not kill him!

Henry:
William, are you... QUEER!?

Wiliam:
Think as you like, you won't kill Judwig.

//Henry and William get into a fight. Henry wins. Ilone Carpet saw all that scene thru a keyhole.

Ilone:
Oh, no! I must bring here Popeye of the Collossus.

//Noon. Ilone sends letter with courier to the Popeye, best knight of Lord Judwig also called the swallower, because he eats glue. Vladimir comes to Ilone.

Vladimir:
What are you doing?

Ilone:
I'm sending a letter. To upright Knight, Popeye of the Collossus. I need him here.

Vladimir in his mind:
Henry, come here fast, that carpet servant bitch has called a knight.

//Suddenly Henry runs up to them.

Henry:
You servant bitch! I'll die you!

// Vladimir kills Ilone with a fast stab of steam iron to her.

Henry:
Or meaby not.

//Then there comes Popeye of the Collossus. When he notices dead Ilone, suddenly he turns and runs away. But then he turned again, got off his horse, and killed Vladimir.

Vladimir:
I'm dying!

Henry:
Normaly you wouldn't die. It's sure that this digging uranium labor you were working on made you weak.

Vladimir:
Argh.

//Vladimir dies.

Henry:
You will die. For Vlad.

//Henry picks up Vuad's steam iron, and kills Popeye of the Collossus.

//Suddenly the ghost appears. William's ghost.

William's Ghost:
I'll Fuck you up Henry, you murderer.

//William's ghost takes steam iron from Henry, and kills him with it.
//Then he disapears. It's almost midnight.
//There comes Lord Judwig with bowl of glue.

Judwig:
Oh no!

//Judwig gets his knife from within his belt, and puts it in his intestines.

The end.

The translation is on purpose. I could translate it better, but it would look even worse not mentioning that few jokes in the text were gone because of the translation. Thanks for being interested and reading to the end.

Also i found a list of food which contains substances which are said to make your Libido bigger(by saying bigger i don't mean your croth will get bigger, but will to fuck):

-Strawberries,
-Chocolate,
-Juglans regia,
-Oysters,
-Wine,
-Champagne,
-Apricots,

and more stuff i don't want to translate because i dn't know thair names in english.

Well, that's all i wanted to say today.